Embrace Undeath!
Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt.
Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink.
Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party. Let’s Paint The Town Red!
Paint The Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness.
Paint the Town Red
Paint the Town Red
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A Game About Being Dead (Inside)
PAINT THE TOWN RED is a game about partying through the pain and misery of death, where play sessions feel more like a big night out on the town, and the raging hangover afterwards.
Besides drinking blood, your Vampire has a Passion they are compelled to indulge, something that will undoubtly cause trouble for them and their companions in undeath. As the consequences of your actions pile up around you (sometimes all too literally), your Vampire will have to find somewhere else to indulge their hedonistic impulses.
This 244 page core book contains the full rules and character creation process for Paint The Town Red, as well as rules for magic, non-vampire characters and creating your own factions and cities. It also contains 3 new adventures: Party of the Century (Rome 82AD), Hair of the Dog (Aachen 801AD) and Party Crashing in Splendid Ghazni (Ghazni 1016AD).
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